Oh Dear Doctor
OH DEAR DOCTOR
It all happened when I was ice skating. I slipped and injured my arm, which didn't surprise me for it was only my third time. So me and my mum went to the hospital to get it checked out.
In the doctors we waited about 5 minutes to be seen. The doctor said it was very sore and I was not to do anything with it. He then said, "that includes pulling my pants down to drinking water" and shouted the nurse to get me in 'easy clothes'. My mum and I didn't know what it meant so we just went along with it.
I exited the room with the nurse and walked along a dark corridor till we came to a large room with a large changing table and cabinets. I guessed the table was for the babies and then asked the nurse why we were here. She simply said that I wasn't to talk and pushed a dummy into my mouth and tied it behind my head so I couldn't take it off.
Then she picked me up and put me on the changing table and strapped me down. I fought with her (and since I was 12) I managed to by myself some time but it wasn't long enough. The nurse quickly turned me over and started smacking my bum so hard it made me cry.
After a few seconds of punishment, she went and got a white nappy. I used up all my energy and couldn't fight no more. Unfolding the nappy, the nurse seemed to laugh at me and then went to the cabinet and got a large baby snap shut dress and then proceeded to put the nappy on.
With skill she put baby powder on, rolled me over and shoved 5 things up my butt, powdered me again and taped the nappy up. She then said, "one word out of you and you'll get another smacking on the bottom", took the dummy off and gave me a bottle.
She then said that I need to drink it all for my arm to heal. But what I didn't know was that it was full of laxatives and uric acid. After about 5 minutes I'd finished the bottle and the nurse gave me a needle that put me to sleep then finished getting me dressed into my baby outfit.
The next thing I knew was that I was back in the doctors office with my mum and the doctor. I didn't remember much from the fiasco with the nurse. So the doctor told me that we went to get me changed and I pooped and weed myself so the nurse put me in a nappy and I started crying so she got me a pretty dress and shoes to put on and then I fell asleep.
The doctor said that I needed to be kept in nappies for a month and be treated like a baby. Out of no where I really needed to go to the loo and tried to tell my mum. She just tickled me till I went on my self. The sticky, brown mess squished around the nappy and went up my back and front. My mum made a comment on how cute I was in a wet and messy nappy and I was bewildered because I didn't even know that I had peed myself.
Then the doctor left me and my mum to get something. About 7 minutes later the doctor came back with lots of baby supplies; a giant baby crib, a huge push chair, lots and lots of packets of nappies, dummies, bottles, giant baby clothes and all the essentials a baby would need.
My mum and the doctor put everything in a trolley apart from the push chair. My mum picked me up and put me in the pram. Then she and the doctor proceeded to push the trolley and me out the hospital.
By this time my dad had arrived and picked me up out the pram and put me in the car while he got my car seat ready. My butt was starting to itch and my belly started to cramp. Just as my dad picked me up I pooped again and this time I couldn't stop.
I loaded my nappy and it sagged quite a bit. He laughed and squeezed my nappy making the poo go every where then he dropped me into the car seat making the poop mash against my bum.
When we arrived home the first thing my mum and dad did was put the play pen up so I wouldn't get in the way of them while they redecorated my room. Then they took me out the car and said I can play in my nappy and dress. I was so worn out that I fell asleep.
About an hour later I woke up while my mum was changing my nappy. She was so gentile. First she undid my nappy and wiped my mess off my bum and said that I would have to have triple nappies on so I wouldn't leak. She then powdered me and took my temperature from my butt and said that I had nappy rash and put cold cream on my sore bum.
She didn't put the nappy on and left me naked then put a shirt top on that said my messy baby girl. Then put me in the play pen. I started to cry at being naked and my mum put my dummy in and tied it behind my head loosely then put mittens on so I couldn't pick anything up.
Once again my stomach started to cramp. The first time I only passed wind, the second time I passed wind, third time I wasn't so lucky. I started to poop. My mum shouted, my dad and sisters as I helplessly poop on the floor. Once I'd finished pooping my sisters put some rubber gloves on, pushed me over and started rubbing me with poop.
Written By: Poo