Grandma's Visit...
GRANDMA'S VISIT...
"But mum!" Bri said into the phone. "She's coming around you whether you like it or not!" Her mum yelled. "But I'm 30 and I have a flat!" She screamed. Then her mum hung up. She heard someone walking down the corridor then someone knock on her door, it was her.
"Hello!" Her grandma exclaimed squeezing Bri hard. "Oh hey grandma..." she managed to choke out. "It smells like you've been... cooking?" her grandma said with a worried tone in her voice. "Yeah I was just going to get it out the oven." Bri said. "Oh no I will darling" her grandma insisted, jaw dropping while running into the kitchen and taking it out.
"Chicken drumsticks are way too chewy for you, you'll choke!" She screamed in terror. "Here is what is safe to eat" she continued. "One packet of Ella's kitchen baby food! And some milk to drink too.
Ella's kitchen is full of nutrition and you don't have to chew. And the milk is in a baby bottle so you don't have to worry about spilling it. Now come on let's go wash your hands" she said eagerly.
"Um grandma?" Bri Said. "Alright let's sit you on the toilet Bri!" She said holding Bri on the toilet where all her pee would spill out. "Now do a wee wee fwor gwanny!" She cooed.
Bri started peeing with it all spilling out but her bladder was still 3/4 quarters full. "You really need to learn to use the toilet, wait here a minute" whispered grandma.
She came back with a large pink pull-up and made her take off her jeans and shoes and pants to put it on. "Now twy to do weewee fwor gwanny" she teased. Bri didn't want to do this but it was this or do it out on the street probably so she filled the diaper with some trickling down her leg.
"Hm, too small perhaps, I'll buy some disposable nappies for you, they are usually quite big or no I'll just buy some cloth diapers to put over them" she said. "Now wash your hands" she instructed to Bri. Bri washed her hands and then was lead back into the kitchen and was fed by her grandma.
"There we go, now wasn't that nice!" She said. "NO!" She retorted. "YOUVE BEEN BABYING ME FOR THE PAST HOUR BUT I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!" "Aw bwaby bwi is having a twantrum" she cooed. "Let's go get a clean pull-up on you then go shopping for some better nappies."
She put a new pull-up on Bri nearly killing her. Then she stuck a pacifier in her mouth and did her hair up in two pigtails. Then she put some baby ankle socks on her and put on a T shirt with Disney princesses on it and then took her out to the car and strapped her in the backseat.
When they got back from shopping she was immediately changed into everything that was bought for her. Then her grandma rocked her to sleep and left her in the cradle.
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