My New Potty
MY NEW POTTY
I was thirteen when it happened. Summer break just started when I got home and went to my room to grab my Avatar strategy guide (I can't tell you how I got it) which I keep in a drawer but I accidentally opened my underwear drawer.
When it was open I smelled diapers I looked inside to see that diapers were in there plus a letter that said that the toilet was broken and I would have to go in diapers for there month long honeymoon.
I didn't believe it so I got my strategy guide and started playing. After one hour I really had to pee so went to the bathroom but it was locked. I couldn't hold it in much longer and by then I had to go #2 so I ran to my room got a diaper and put it on.
I didn't realize until after I was done that I put the diaper on over my pants. It was so embarrassing I had an accident in my pants, I hadn't done that for five years. I was 8 and mad at my parents so what are you going to do?
I striped down because some pee got on my shirt. I only had diapers to wear because I didn't take my clothes down to the laundry and my parents didn't trust me to use the drier.
By then I was hungry so I went to the fridge and there I found a bottle of milk. I thought that it was from when my baby cousin visited. It looked so good so I took it. It tasted as good as it looked. Then I had to go to the bathroom again so I tried to hold it in then I remembered that I had a diaper on so I stood up and let loose.
My diaper fell to the ground. So after about three more diapers falling to the ground I went to bed. when I woke up I found out that the milk I drank had laxatives because my bed had been pooped in. So I put a diaper on, cleaned my bed and got breakfast then I went to go peek around in the storage.
My family each has a storage for there stuff but I wasn't allowed to go inside but that was only when someone else was home. After I went in I saw a ton of baby stuff. There was a pacifier, a crib, plastic pants, a onesie, a baby bottle, my unused baby diapers and my two old potty's.
One when I was potty training and one from when I was 8 when she re-potty trained me. I wanted to take something but I wanted a reason to so I went wee-wee and changed my diaper and replaced it with some pull-ups training pants that I noticed and also took a potty.
The pull-up was a girls design because that was the kind I choose when I was potty training. I pulled my pull-up down and sat on the potty and stayed there to watch T.V. After two hours to go in the potty since I was going in a diaper mostly.
Then I had a problem, how was I supposed to get rid of everything in the potty? I ended up burying my #1 and #2 in the backyard. My parents have been back for 3 days and they noticed that I was wearing only pull-ups and now they buy me them. They are now my new potty.
Written By: Jason